DiKKtionary word of the month: Bitchcraft

Bitchcraft

/noun/

The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth while smiling sweetly. Sometimes, you’ve got to be cruel to be kind. Sometimes, you’ve got to put a little bitchcraft on folks. Now is the time. This is the hour. Ours is the power.

Bitchcraft is the secret language of women all over the world who have had enough of people’s shit. Like when someone asks a dumb question or asks something for the gazillionth time even though you’ve already done a point, evidence, explain paragraph on it. We’re not talking about the American Horror Story Episode but the wonderful word that feels great to say. Try saying it with a strong sassy sharp expression and we promise it will feel good.

Not sure how to use the word? Here are some examples of it in practice

 

Person one: Hey do u know what happened to Mrs. Osterhout?
Person two: Yaa she got burned at the stake for numerous accounts of bitchcraft.

 

Hillary Clinton is well-versed in the ways of bitchcraft

 

There is no crying at Bitchcraft.
If you are bringing cupcakes, bring a dozen not five.
Bring your balls to Bitchcraft.
Me: hey girl? You coming to Bitchcraft tonight?
Fellow bitch: I’ll be there and I’m bringing my hot glue and a box of wine.
Bitchcraft: I paid for it so I can do whatever I want with it and you don’t have any right what so ever to worry about it.
Alright mate where’s your girl today ? out somewhere probably practising bitch craft
Girl 1 – Oh my god, Kelly actually told you that you looked fat in that poncho?!
Girl 2 – Yeah, that chick is skilled in the art of bitchcraft, for sure.
Bitchcraft tactic #24: Agree with everything he says in an argument then when he finishes unleash hell

 

So here’s to all the bitchcrafters out there. It’s a talent that takes a while to master but when you’ve got it, you’ve got it. Go forth and be savage.

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