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KK Chats: The Ultimate Birthday Treat

If you’re looking for the most incredible birthday sex ideas, you’re in the right place
by KK
28 Aug 2017

UPDATED: 8 Aug 2022

ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED: 28 Aug 2017

It’s your partner’s birthday. We’ve all been there; what do you get the person who has everything? The dependable ‘happy birthday sex toy’ just won’t cut it like it used to. What will be memorable, individual, thoughtful, and take their breath away?

Our very own Kitten M surprised her beloved partner J with the ultimate sexy birthday treat. Here’s J’s account of his most original and deeply appreciated birthday present.

J’s review

The date was nearing 12th May, Yay! My birthday! I was expecting the usual, a surprise gift and a meal. It would most likely be something nice to wear and dinner at a classy restaurant. I kept the weekend free so that we could spend my birthday weekend together.

The night before my birthday, at midnight, my gorgeous partner gave me a sweet kiss on my lips and announced, “Happy Birthday! I haven’t bought you any gifts, but I have arranged a surprise for you tomorrow.”

I was intrigued and asked, “What is it?’’

She answered as I expected, “No, you have to wait—it’s a surprise.”

The big day

Finally, the next day arrived. That morning my partner gave me a cup of tea in bed and told me to hurry up and get ready, that we had a long drive ahead to Brighton. Sitting on the bed, I stared at her, in all honesty a little agitated. Brighton? A three-hour drive? (I murmured inside, do I have to drive this far for a birthday meal?)

I saw that a suitcase was packed ready, so I asked if I could have a peek inside. Her response was a firm “No.”

We got ourselves ready, and I drove to Brighton. My partner directed me to a hip-looking hotel and instructed me to wait in the car. She went inside and checked in while I parked the car, with instructions to go straight to the room afterwards.

I have never have stayed in such a cool place. Our room was great, spacious, and comfortable, with interesting graphics on the wall.

Intrigued at my birthday plans, I asked her what the day was going to entail. She told me we would have a meal near the seaside, but attending a party at 9pm at the hotel where we were staying. “A party?’’ I asked. She replied, “Yes, you have to wear a mask, though,” and handed me a black mask from the suitcase.

I was amused; a party wearing a mask? From that moment, I couldn’t wait for 9pm!

The surprise!

We had our meal and went back to the hotel to freshen up and get ready. She handed me my suit and mask. When I was ready, I looked at myself in the mirror; yes, I felt good, and I looked sharp. I looked over to my partner; she looked stunning in her little black dress.

We felt slightly shy and nervous leaving the room but decided to be brave and go for it! The masks helped to make us feel more confident. Nobody was going to see our faces anyway!

The party

We descended to the bar where more people were arriving, and it didn’t take long to realize that everybody staying in the hotel was attending the party. Everyone was so elegantly dressed, complete with masks. It reminded me of my favourite movie Eyes Wide Shut.

Would this be the same…? We sat and had a couple of drinks, soaking up the atmosphere. It started getting busier; the room was filling up with beautifully dressed, stunning singles and couples.

The lady coordinating the evening gave us a little friendly advice, to take a walk and have a look around, as she assured us there were lots of things worth seeing!

We soon discovered a room on the first floor, where, inside stood a man, surrounded by ropes. He went on to explain to us that he had 16 years of experience in Rope Play. My partner was quick after that with a request to be tied up!

I stood aside as the man started to entangle her in rope, using very complex knots, something I could never have managed.

She was soon dressed in just her bra and panties, lying on the sofa, blindfolded, with her hands tied behind her head. Her legs were raised and tied up both sides. It was so exciting watching her, and the numerous other couples watching added to the intensity.

Once she was completely immobilized, the guy gave me the ‘magic wand’ and told me, “Now she is all yours; you can do whatever you want.”

I know all her soft spots, and I didn’t have to think twice. I placed the wand straight on her clit, with my two fingers inside her, touching on the G spot. It didn’t take more than few seconds for her loud, mesmerizing moans to fill the whole room and beyond. The sound of her pleasure was incredible.

Eventually we left the room excited and energized and continued to roam through many more beautiful, candle-lit, and romantically arranged rooms. Slowly, we explored our way to the lower ground floor. The sights were so erotic, just like in Eyes Wide Shut. Everywhere I looked, there were sexy bodies; never before had I seen so many beautiful people together.

Losing count of time…and hands!

We entered another room; in the centre was a huge round bed. I couldn’t believe my eyes; everyone was naked and having sex. I stood, turned on and stunned, watching.

My partner slowly pulled me onto the bed; we both got naked, my eyes wandering all around, she sat on me, and that ride continued for the next three hours. I lost count of how many hands were on me, my partner encouraging them. I lay speechless. This was some kind of birthday treat sex I could never have imagined. An unforgettable experience! Pure bliss!

What a birthday gift! Never before in my life! Big thanks to KK, and hats off to my partner. Between you both I am fulfilling many fantasies. I am in awe of my partner’s bravery and for giving me the most memorable birthday gift ever. I’m really going to have to up my game in sexy birthday gifts for her!

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