Discover the Killing Kittens UK Valentines Retreat

We invite you to immerse yourself in three extraordinary nights of indulgence, connection and escape. Across two full days, explore a curated programme of workshops in wellness, intimacy and desire. By night, savour decadent dining — including a Cabaret Experience with a seasonal menu — before the grand finale: the signature Valentines Ball.

Set within a secluded Berkshire estate, less than an hour from London and just 30 minutes from Heathrow, this retreat is designed for both UK and international guests seeking an unforgettable sanctuary. A hidden world where elegance meets hedonism, and every moment is crafted for discovery.

What Awaits You on this 3 night adventure...

💫 Thursday

Check-in & Welcome – Arrive at the retreat from 4pm, settle into your room, and explore the setting.

Mix & Mingle – Canapé and fizz reception to meet fellow guests in a relaxed, sensual atmosphere.

💫 Friday

Daytime Workshops & Experiences

Curated workshops across sensuality, connection, and play.

Topics may include: Erotic Confidence, Tantric Intimacy, Conscious Kink, Massage for Lovers, Roleplay & Seduction.

Private 1-1 sessions available with select coaches.

Evening – Cabaret Dining Experience

A decadent evening of delicious dining and world class entertainment.

Seated dinner interwoven with burlesque, kink performance, and live music.

KK After Party

After-dinner social – a chance to mingle, flirt, and deepen connections.

When the curtain falls, the night opens up. Playrooms await for those ready to continue their journey — from intimate exploration to adventurous play, the stage is set for connection without limits.💫 Saturday Workshops & Wellness – Start your day with a delicious breakfast. Then continue your journey with our scheduled workshops with leading educators. A refuelling Lunch and further opportunities to enhance your skills, connect and explore.

💫 Saturday

Daytime Workshops & Experiences

Morning yoga & breathwork to awaken the body.

Workshops deepening into intimacy, erotic play, and couples’ connection.

Afternoon speciality sessions may include: rope play, erotic massage, impact play, fantasies & communication.

Space for private coaching, 1 on 1 or self-guided relaxation.

Evening – The Valentines Ball

The Retreat opens to other KK members to celebrate the Valentines Ball

A spectacular masked ball in full KK style — elegance, glamour, and erotic charge.

Fizz on arrival and immersive performers setting the tone.

Dance floor, DJ and corners curated for exploration.

KK After Party

Behind closed doors, the playrooms become the heart of the night — a space of erotic freedom, indulgence, and connection until the early hours.

💫 Sunday

Farewell

Breakfast with space for lingering conversations.

Check-out by eleven.

The Setting

The Mansion sits within 80 acres of landscaped grounds, surrounded by woodland and open skies, a setting that feels worlds away from the everyday. Perfectly placed between charming market towns and within easy reach of London Heathrow Airport and central London connections. Whether arriving from the M4 or M3, the approach takes you along quiet lanes that open out to reveal the grandeur of the estate.

Accommodation Type

Your ticket price is determined by the accommodation you choose. All our accommodations offer complimentary Wi‑Fi. Unwind with a choice of Freeview channels on your smart TV, and enjoy the little luxuries of in‑room tea and coffee.

Accommodation, workshops, dining, and events are included in your full ticket price. Drinks must be purchased separately.

The Signature Suite: The pinnacle of the KK Retreat experience, The Signature Suite is truly one of a kind — the only room of its kind available, reserved for those seeking the ultimate in luxury and exclusivity. Every element has been curated to create an unforgettable stay, from its elegant, bespoke interiors to the sense of privacy and prestige that comes with knowing no other guest will share this experience. Bathed in natural light and styled with refined, contemporary touches, this is a space designed for indulgence. Whether you’re celebrating something extraordinary or simply wish to immerse yourself in the very best the Retreat has to offer, The Signature Suite promises an experience that is as rare as it is remarkable — a stay to remember long after the weekend ends.

The Prestige Suite: The Prestige Suite is a sanctuary of sophistication, the perfect setting for an unforgettable romantic escape or an indulgent VIP stay. Elegant interiors, sumptuous furnishings, and thoughtful touches create an atmosphere that feels both intimate and refined. Here, every detail is designed to elevate your experience from the inviting comfort of your private space to the sense of exclusivity that comes with it. Whether you’re sharing a special celebration or simply seeking the finest in retreat living, The Prestige Suite offers a haven where you can unwind, connect, and savour every moment in true KK style.

The Elegance Room: Gracefully appointed and true to its name, The Elegance Room offers a refined sanctuary where style meets comfort. Soft, contemporary interiors create an inviting atmosphere, perfect for unwinding after a day of connection and indulgence at the Retreat.

The Heritage Room: Situated within the grandeur of the main Mansion, the Heritage Room blends contemporary comfort with timeless elegance. Thoughtfully appointed, it offers a serene space to unwind.

The Heritage Twin Room: Two Single Beds, situated within the grandeur of the main Mansion, the Heritage Room blends contemporary comfort with timeless elegance. Thoughtfully appointed, it offers a serene space to unwind.

The Harmony Room: Step into a space designed for comfort and ease, located in a building adjacent to the main Mansion. Each Harmony Room offers a stylish, contemporary setting with a private bathroom featuring a refreshing shower.

Who Is It For?

This retreat is for:

✨ Singles seeking self-discovery and connection

✨ Couples looking to deepen intimacy and explore new dynamics

✨ Anyone ready to embrace love, pleasure, and empowerment in a safe, female-led space

✨ Leave with new skills, cherished connections, and memories of a Valentine’s unlike any other.

✨ Love yourself. Connect deeply. Celebrate together. ✨